I'm coming to terms with my villainess
In a contractual agreement that specifically lists
The times and places she may rear her head
And show her teeth and beg to be fed
And stare me down with those puppy dog pupils
And trap me in her endless loopholes.
"You shall stay in your chamber on Sunday and Saturday;
I shall let you commence on Tuesday and Monday.
Make room in the bed when you hear my call;
We shall stay in all day and watch the rain fall."